Wednesday, July 27, 2005

How revolutions are born

This afternoon, the Chicago Tribune website posted an article about the surprise birth of a gorilla at the Lincoln Park Zoo. The byline is "Tribune staff reports," and this sentence appeared within the article:

The baby guerilla's gender remains unknown, as the mother is holding its offspring close to her body and may continue doing so for months, officials said.

The baby has yet to be named. May I suggest Che if it's a boy?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

tee hee

The Un-Apologetic Atheist said...

hahahahaha

The only problem with baby guerillas is they grow up into big guerillas and then blow up your car as teenagers. After that, insurance is sooo high...

Che. Cute!