Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Two bits

Rob Helpy-Chalk, you recently said you found Morgan Spurlock's facial hair a tad off-putting. Rob, this is for you.

7 comments:

Mona Buonanotte said...

This...wow...I'm...stunned.

What's next, artfully trimmed pubic hair contests? Oh, right, that's called "Porn".

Becky..Absent Minded Housewife said...

I was of the opinion that beards are sexy. I could be wrong.

Mignon said...

Wow. Not your run-of-the-mill flavor savers.
I wonder if they get shut in car doors...

Rob Helpy-Chalk said...

I'm impressed by how many of the winners were German. I guess beard growing is one of the sports they excel at, the way that Russians do chess or Puerto Ricans do beauty pageants.

Maine said...

Morgan's got a cool beard. What's going on here?

Orange said...

Maine, small correction: In person, Morgan is hot. Twinkly blue eyes, blonder than he appears in photos and movies, and willing to flatter smart women. I am willing to overlook the modified Fu Manchu 'stache.

Ken / Cazique said...

wow, there are beard clubs? i may have picked the wrong extracurricular.