Saturday, August 30, 2008

Who wants a present?

It's time for me to renew my Entertainment Weekly subscription, and though I'm not so pleased with their recent "redesign" (fewer book reviews! and shorter reviews! less to read!), I'll subscribe again.

There's an extra incentive this time: I get a free gift subscription to give away.

You want it? Explain why, in haiku form. Funniest entry wins the gift subscription. (You'll need to be willing to tell me your address if you're the winner, obviously.)

Deadline: September 1.


feathermaye said...

Magazines and books
are very good friends of mine.
People don't like me.

t said...

Entertainment Weekly
Come to Me
I Need Mail

Laura said...

Gym is good for me
but I need motivation ...
Only read while run :)

Anonymous said...

I'm embarrassed to admit
I care who they f*&k.
Send me the damn magazine!

Anonymous said...

Oh, that's embarrassing . . . it's 5-7-5, not 7-5-7.

Oh well, the sentiment remains the same.

Feral Mom said...

I live in L.A.
I should read a newspaper
Please send one my way

feathermaye said...

I wonder who won
the magazine subscription.
Maybe no one did...

Orange said...

I am still thinking.
Deciding is such hard work!
Husband picked three winners, which doesn't work when there is only one prize