While driving this afternoon, I spotted something emblazoned with this promise: "We provide accurate and meticulous service." Who is making this claim?
A. Makeup artist
B. Tax preparation service
C. Private ambulance service
D. Cosmetic dentist
E. Maid service
F. Scrap metal scavenger
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8 comments:
I'll go with the scrap metal service.
Tattoo artist. Oops, not on the list.
One hopes that the answer would be (b). Please tell me it's (b). All the other possibilities are too frightening to contemplate.
Keep guessing, folks...
the private ambulance service.
Bing, bing, bing! We have a winner! Yes, it was a private ambulance service promising accuracy. WTF?
They're insinuating that they won't run you over when they come to pick you up. And that they'll use their sharpest scalpels when it comes time to do that emergency trachiotomy...
Seriously, WTF???
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