Monday, November 28, 2005
K's most excellent joke
Last night, while walking home from the Restaurant of Braying Suburbanites, my friend K. said she'd read Jay Leno's joke about female suicide bombers—something having to do with the whole "72 virgins" deal. K. had a much better punchline, which you'd think the women on Leno's writing staff could have come up with. "72 virgins? Don't give me 72 virgins. Give me one man who knows what he's doing."
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Ha!
Want to hear a cute story about men knowing what to do? My husband's younger brother, who has a way with women, took aside their cousin two years ago when the cousin was fourteen and said to ask him if he ever needed advice on how to please a woman. The little cousin was mortified. But this year he got a girlfriend, and my BIL got the call. So he went over to his house, googled "spread pussy" or something, and gave a tutorial.
Later not only did the cousin call him up to thank him -- the girlfriend did too!
Virgins are overrated anyway.
I keep getting told, by various men that are not necessarily attached to me in any way, that they have to be married in order to give head to a woman. Meanwhile, they fully expect a woman to give them head before marriage. Hey, that's gonna be my newest excuse for abstaining!
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