Was that you who Googled "cuntal" and found your way to this site? Wow, you must've been disappointed to see I was only mentioning a license plate that read KUNTAL.
Or were you trying to find out where John Oates resides, and all you learned is that I saw him on American Idol?
Or were you the German person who Googled (or, perhaps, begoogelt) "heyday of space travel," only to find out that the new rendition of Space Food Sticks really suck?
If you were the one searching for "get a brazillian wax in utah," I hope your other hits were more helpful. I have never had a Brazilian wax in Utah.
Similarly, this really isn't the place to track down the dirt on "hockey ice feints" or "gack in stores."
But thanks for stopping by, and come back soon!