Top five reasons to share your bed with someone:
5. They warm up the bed on a cold night.
4. There's someone there to turn on the light and kill the imaginary spiders.
1. When you stretch while half asleep and get a charleyhorse, they will fix it for you while you holler "Ow ow ow ow ow!"
Top five reasons to sleep alone:
5. Some people steal the covers.
3. Morning breath.
2. Sneak attacks.**
1. Dutch oven and related gaseous events.
*Unless you yourself are the snorer, in which case it's a charming affectation.
**Once, Mr. Tangerine bit me on the shoulder in his sleep. The moral? Don't let a man go to bed hungry.
What's on your lists?