Some of you are squeamish (you know who you are), and some of you have a nearly limitless appetite for the disgusting. If you are in the first group, for the love of all that is good, I beg you, don't click the link below. You would regret it. If you are in the other group, though, please head right over here and read the entire "Steve, Don't Eat It" collection. It's laugh-out-loud funny. Steve starts with a can labeled "Ralph's Potted Meat Food Product," and it gets worse after that. Much worse.
(Thanks to Loretta at Gone Completely Feral for that delicious link.)