Texter's eye chart

You know the Snellen test, don't you? You may think you don't but you do: It's that eye-exam chart with the big letters on top and the teeny ones that I can't discern on the bottom.

From now on, I'm boycotting any eye doctor who doesn't switch to the texter's eye chart:



I love it, and I don't care if it hasn't been scientifically validated as a vision screening tool.