Really, it's that I'm too lazy to take a picture and post it. If I'm going to do that, then I'll get mired in the process of sorting through those other photos I wanted to post, and nothing will ever get done.
And I also don't want to horrify and repel you, or show you The Scarlet Pimple.
Words must suffice. On my neck, above the larynx/Adam's apple zone, just left of center, I have a giant...thing. I believe it to be an ordinary pimple, but it's completely ignoring the tea tree oil assaults I have administered, and it won't shrink or appear vulnerable to a good, firm squeeze. It is not anchored to anything firm.
In short, this thing is freaking me out, not to mention those who behold it.
It needs a name. And there will be a poll in the sidebar for one week. Won't you please help name this evil baby?