My in-laws have a house in Florida near a town called Inverness. What does Inverness have to offer? Well, next month, they're having another Cooter Festival, as previously mocked on The Daily Show. This local blogger loathes it. On the way out of town, you pass Cooter Pond., which...I don't know how that would be a good double entendre. Cooter wand, sure. Pond? I got nothin'.
Then there's the furniture store:
And during last week's visit to Florida, a new strip-mall eatery announced itself with bold signage:
Alas, the kafe was not yet open, so I don't know what's on the menu. Fish? Tacos? What else should they serve?