Thursday, June 23, 2005

Look, I killed it

I didn't post for a week, and I stunned you all into silence. Comments? Hello?? Is anyone out there?


Sergei C. said...

Shhhh. We're still thinking.

Orange said...

Sorry, I'll be quiet.

Bored Housewife said...

I'm here!!

flea said...

I'm here too!

Charlie said...

Me too! Though I'm late to the party. Don't feel bad, I haven't been tending my own blog very well either.

Mona Buonanotte said...

Fiscal End of Year at work...FUCK but I'm stressed.

Feral Mom said...

I'm here! Can't wait for pancakes!

Psycho Kitty said...

damn, i had this thing on mute. Here! Here!

Orange said...

This thread is crying out for a hiphop-style "roll call." Can I get a beat here?

My name is Psycho Kitty
But I'm not a cat
Show me a prairie dog
I'll squash it flat

My name is Feral Mom
I like pancakes
I won't finish them
Before I lactate

They call me Mona
And I like college boys
Put up a water slide
And make them my toys

My name is Flea
And I'm just great
I sell sex toys
And they vibrate

My name is Charlie
I live in Nebraska
It could be worse
I could be in Alaska

My name is Lisa
I'm the Bored Housewife
Gimme a drink and a fantasy
Now that's a good life

My name is Sergei
I'm hot for boobies
Which some folks like
To call "jahoobies"

Feel free to post your own!

BabyPink said...

hi. i'm here, too. i've been a lurker, but i read all your entries.:)

Mona Buonanotte said...

My name is Orange!
And...and...I can't rhyme Orange.

I suck at rap.

But I lurved yours!

Orange said...

Ah, Mona, you can do it, I know you can. I totally had to Google "roll call" to remind myself of the format—lines 2 and 4 rhyme, so it's OK that nothing rhymes with Orange. (What the hell would rhyme with Sergei?)

Feral Mom said...

My name is Orange
Crossword Queen
I live in Chicago
My blog is green

Charlie said...

My name is Orange
I'm a Chicago blogger
Sometimes I read Pornge
I get from flea's locker

All hail the slant rhyme. Feral Mom's was better.

Anonymous said...

My name's cancerbaby
Ain't got myself much time
But Orange's gotta blog
That blows this homies' mind

Lemme here ya say "Yo!"

Orange said...


Say hey!


Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

thenutfantastic said...

I could have sworn I answered this after flea but apparantly not.

But I've been here and there. Just taking it easy and reading Kite Runner (it's a must read!).