I was leafing through the latest Entertainment Weekly while Ben was doing his homework. There was a photo of Lennox Lewis, Gene Simmons, and Stephen Baldwin from Celebrity Apprentice, and I thought Simmons looked odd. So I asked Ben to tell me about the person in the middle of the picture.
"The face of Barack Obama, and the hair of Miss Landis" (a kindergarten teacher of his acquaintance, who sports a black bob).
I think the grody Simmons would not care for that distillation of his visage, but I gotta tell you, it cracked me up.