Have nothing good to say. It's spring break, so Ben-free time is at a premium this week. I.e., it is nonexistent.
Found the following gem of a subject line in my spam folder (which I actually check daily just in case there's something legit that has been shunted there by mistake. Like the note from the writer who wanted to interview me for my college alumni magazine...but that was back in December. Not sure anything juicy has been wrongly assigned to my spam box since then):
Sowing its clams under the worlds foreskin
I find that oddly intriguing.
Your assignment: Say something clever about two or more of the following: spring break, spam, magazines, clams, foreskin, and intrigue.