Wednesday, July 12, 2006
More cottony goodness than ever!
See the fine print from my underwear? It reads "Crotch liner, 150% cotton."
Speaking of cotton panels that go above and beyond the call of duty, what about those cotton panels that fall short? Ladies, tell me if you're always mystified that the cotton panel stops an inch shy of where it ought to be. If you haven't observed this, then it would appear that my sister and I are anatomical mutants whose crotches are positioned too far forward and should be moved to the aft. Which one's in the wrong place—the underwear's crotch or mine?
(Pardon the over-sharing—but you know you love it.)
Posted by Orange at 8:25 PM