tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post1388523169429224912..comments2023-10-26T14:01:08.426+03:30Comments on Orange Tangerine: "Your blog is locked"Orangehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-29165318952831837112007-08-01T22:36:00.000+03:302007-08-01T22:36:00.000+03:30Dogs need to learn how to vacuum up the hair they ...Dogs need to learn how to vacuum up the hair they shed if they want to be useful, belle.<BR/><BR/>Jay, every household should have a grooming monkey. Not so much for the eating of bugs necessarily, but who doesn't like a good scalp massage or scratching? Also, you should know that a friend of mine has a theory (wholly unfounded) that Will Shortz is secretly a llama rancher.<BR/><BR/>e., I'm not Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-2711995087268096002007-07-31T08:36:00.000+03:302007-07-31T08:36:00.000+03:30"Just what do you think are you doing, Orange?"Hmm..."Just what do you think are you doing, Orange?"<BR/><BR/>Hmm. I'd have naked men. Do they count as their own species?<BR/><BR/>Oh, and hey! I bought the book!Psycho Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05633634991906191853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-35145922831020716522007-07-31T00:47:00.000+03:302007-07-31T00:47:00.000+03:30Not squirrels! One of those bastards broke into my...Not squirrels! One of those bastards broke into my house again the other weekend. They keep chewing holes in the kitchen screen!Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-79141436496417160472007-07-30T23:20:00.000+03:302007-07-30T23:20:00.000+03:30Squirrels. To remove things from high places, run ...Squirrels. To remove things from high places, run errands, and entertain my cats and kid (hmm, I suppose they'd better be armed squirrels).Tropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11928158609657128952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-46593383575961662582007-07-29T19:15:00.000+03:302007-07-29T19:15:00.000+03:30You sound hangry, Orange. Go have a croissant.I w...You sound hangry, Orange. Go have a croissant.<BR/><BR/>I would have "scribbles" for employees. They are the imaginary friends drawn by babies who don't know how to draw yet and they live in a closet at Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (Cartoon Network). They are very dedicated, hard-working doodles.<BR/><BR/>I guess the humans at Blogger fixed things up? Whew.amusinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03347183179627696626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-3083427238825538062007-07-27T23:29:00.000+03:302007-07-27T23:29:00.000+03:30If I had employees, and I had a choice, I think I'...If I had employees, and I had a choice, I think I'd definitely pick ewoks. (We recently watched the original three episodes of <I>Star Wars</I> with O. and I can't get those cute little critters out of my head.)E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10023959769203103393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-83141798021934246972007-07-27T23:00:00.000+03:302007-07-27T23:00:00.000+03:30My daughter had lice last spring. What I really wa...My daughter had lice last spring. What I really wanted were some of those monkeys that carefully groom each other's hair.<BR/><BR/>For everyday chores, I'd take a llama. I figure she could pack the laundry up the stairs and the garbage out to the curb, right?Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15886225476339783827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-90447870731889287672007-07-27T20:30:00.000+03:302007-07-27T20:30:00.000+03:30I'd have my dogs around: they're semi obedient, un...I'd have my dogs around: they're semi obedient, unfailingly happy to see me, eager to please and accept milk bones as bonuses.<BR/><BR/>Cats would be less helpful; they are demanding, work on their own schedule, provide little feedback... on the plus side, they do believe in frequent naps.Bellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10849272391043604637noreply@blogger.com