tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post114231311523524099..comments2023-10-26T14:01:08.426+03:30Comments on Orange Tangerine: I can't help myselfOrangehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1143133837768712202006-03-23T20:40:00.000+03:302006-03-23T20:40:00.000+03:30Brilliant, brilliant! I love the first line.Brilliant, brilliant! I love the first line.Nancy Dancehallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14169976337329559458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1143067303561900752006-03-23T02:11:00.000+03:302006-03-23T02:11:00.000+03:30Nancy Dancehall, you are my muse (you and Orange's...Nancy Dancehall, you are my muse (you and Orange's search terms). And here is my poem.<BR/><BR/>Some Sad Depressing Horrifying Poem<BR/><BR/>End a sentence with me, rate <BR/>my spooge but please don’t <BR/>ask about my menopausal farting.<BR/><BR/>I was in the hairy kingdom until<BR/>my brazilian wax with codeine.<BR/>I built up my butt but it shrank again.<BR/><BR/>I received a morning call E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10023959769203103393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142807790644817812006-03-20T02:06:00.000+03:302006-03-20T02:06:00.000+03:30oh, great. I'm having a hard enough time dating at...oh, great. <BR/>I'm having a hard enough time dating at 47 and now I've got to worry about orange balls after ejaculation too? And do you think the guy would have the decency to tell me beforehand or wear a condom unless I rant about it? I doubt it. And spooge? I don't even want to think about it....amusinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03347183179627696626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142464022007385622006-03-16T02:37:00.000+03:302006-03-16T02:37:00.000+03:30Maybe there's a bloody heads/clockwork orange conn...Maybe there's a bloody heads/clockwork orange connection?<BR/><BR/>Or maybe your past is just catching up with you. ;-)<BR/><BR/>I think you could turn your word searches into a sad depressing horrifying poem.Nancy Dancehallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14169976337329559458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142462707921648282006-03-16T02:15:00.000+03:302006-03-16T02:15:00.000+03:30Oh, guys have butts. Guys have butts... Some guy...Oh, guys have butts. Guys have butts... Some guys even have asses. But oftentimes they hide them under baggy pants. My own husband tries to hide his fine ass thus, but I always find it.<BR/><BR/>It's a strange coincidence, but I have been hoping lately that Orange would post some sad depressing horrifying poems on this blog. There just aren't enough sad depressing horrifying poems out there.E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10023959769203103393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142445630836009672006-03-15T21:30:00.000+03:302006-03-15T21:30:00.000+03:30Come to the dark side, Mignon. You know you want i...Come to the dark side, Mignon. You know you want it. I couldn't even live with the free version of Site Meter. I upgraded to the $6.95/month version <I>just so I could get detailed information on Google referrals.</I> But I spend a lot less time looking at Site Meter these days, honest. And you know what? It's not just charts and graphs and lists. There are also <I>maps</I>. You just got a littleOrangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142444588295599532006-03-15T21:13:00.000+03:302006-03-15T21:13:00.000+03:30Is there a way to do it without sitemeter? I am tr...Is there a way to do it without sitemeter? I am trying my best to avoid sitemeter, because I know I'd be a slave to the numbers. In fact the idea of the charts and graphs makes me shiver a little. Not good.<BR/><BR/>And now I've had to google half the items on your list out of 'intellectual boredom.' Apparently Mr. Rogers did not really flip the bird. And he wasn't a sniper in Vietnam.Mignonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07716330276288396317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142440662535285382006-03-15T20:07:00.000+03:302006-03-15T20:07:00.000+03:30It's such a lazy way to summon up a post, this cul...It's such a lazy way to summon up a post, this culling of search queries. But dammit, I love it so...Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142432485437378322006-03-15T17:51:00.000+03:302006-03-15T17:51:00.000+03:30Yesterday, I found this in my search queries: "mar...Yesterday, I found this in my search queries: "markos moulitsas gay"<BR/><BR/><glee>Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06582002690213501584noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142423943024097682006-03-15T15:29:00.000+03:302006-03-15T15:29:00.000+03:30My brain had wrapped (or warped?) its way around m...My brain had wrapped (or warped?) its way around menopausal farting until I got to the small orange balls ejaculating.<BR/><BR/>Have you rated anyone's spooge lately? <BR/><BR/>This whole G-spot thing is going to be the death of me; as if I didn't have enough blogs and shit to distract me online as it was. *snort*Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04591947349596674026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142417614351922822006-03-15T13:43:00.000+03:302006-03-15T13:43:00.000+03:30At one stage if you typed "I swallowed petrol" int...At one stage if you typed "I swallowed petrol" into google, it would suggest my site first, out of 90,000 possibilities.<BR/><BR/>And it's then that I learned... if you're going to be famous ... don't let it be for stupidity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142402815253594832006-03-15T09:36:00.000+03:302006-03-15T09:36:00.000+03:30But these are very very important questions.I've w...But these are very very important questions.<BR/><BR/>I've wondered these same things for years.Tertiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17041136587660938690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142398213237036132006-03-15T08:20:00.000+03:302006-03-15T08:20:00.000+03:30Q: "What does it mean that my poo is orange?"A: It...Q: "What does it mean that my poo is orange?"<BR/>A: It means that your poo is smart.Feral Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08456760046606299779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142361552752277272006-03-14T22:09:00.000+03:302006-03-14T22:09:00.000+03:30You know what I think? I think there's a guy with ...You know what I think? I think there's a guy with small orange balls, and he's troubled more by the discharge after ejaculation than by the fact that his balls are small and orange. DoctorMama, what do you know about this condition?Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142361193966207932006-03-14T22:03:00.000+03:302006-03-14T22:03:00.000+03:30I REALLY want to know what those "small orange bal...I REALLY want to know what those "small orange balls discharge after ejaculation" are!Mona Buonanottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01809435868294190789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1142345410129720932006-03-14T17:40:00.000+03:302006-03-14T17:40:00.000+03:30I love "morning call thinking about cremation" -- ...I love "morning call thinking about cremation" -- sounds like the beginning of a poem.<BR/><BR/>Mine is currently filled with queries on snot and/or phlegm. Slightly better than the sicko doctor-patient fantasy ones, but I still don't like to look before lunch. My current favorite is "cold sweat cheese why?"<BR/><BR/>I agree, not a good idea to think too hard about them, or you start to feel DoctorMamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05187502628715846144noreply@blogger.com