tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post111643067157057408..comments2023-10-26T14:01:08.426+03:30Comments on Orange Tangerine: Diatribe against the seat-spatterers who lurk among usOrangehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116568265779355762005-05-20T10:21:00.000+04:302005-05-20T10:21:00.000+04:30What I don't understand is, if you're gonna hover,...What I don't understand is, if you're gonna hover, why not lift the seat? (I know, I know, it's gonna be the "ew, touch it with my *hands*?!" hangup, but really. That's what soap is for.) (And yes, damnit, I do so flush public toilets with my foot. That's what the "h" in my name is for--"hypocrite.")bitchphdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15118578280520171800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116559421529565812005-05-20T07:53:00.000+04:302005-05-20T07:53:00.000+04:30Agh, good point about the auto-flushers. Sometime...Agh, good point about the auto-flushers. Sometimes I haven't even sat down yet and the damned thing flushes. We have to hold our hands over the sensors for my niece, who absolutely refused to go to the bathroom otherwise.thenutfantastichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049788927734789585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116532812687762212005-05-20T00:30:00.000+04:302005-05-20T00:30:00.000+04:30Every time I go into a public women's bathroom, I ...Every time I go into a public women's bathroom, I always seem to walk out muttering, "I hate women."<BR/><BR/>What I really mean is "I hate hoverers," but you get the idea.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116519006594294302005-05-19T20:40:00.000+04:302005-05-19T20:40:00.000+04:30Nut, dear, my overriding goal in the public john i...Nut, dear, my overriding goal in the public john is to keep as much filth off my hands as possible. I'm not concerned about keeping the flush handle clean. <BR/><BR/>This all raises the issue of the auto-flushing toilet, which requires no one to touch a handle. But the f*ckers tend to flush while I'm still sitting there. I don't mind sitting on a public toilet seat, but I must object to toilet Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116516509871969272005-05-19T19:58:00.000+04:302005-05-19T19:58:00.000+04:30I've only been in 1 McDonalds bathroom that was ac...I've only been in 1 McDonalds bathroom that was actually clean and didn't stink. And there are a lot of McD's everywhere!<BR/><BR/>I find it silly that people flush the toilet with their feet, yet will go right out and wash their hands anyway. More germs are on your shoe than your hand....thenutfantastichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049788927734789585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116484864189376042005-05-19T11:11:00.000+04:302005-05-19T11:11:00.000+04:30Years ago I spent a summer cleaning the restrooms ...Years ago I spent a summer cleaning the restrooms at a resort in Oregon. (worse job ever) and I will have to say the women's restroom was always the bigger mess. Don't get me wrong both genders have their sicko's...it's amazing what people will do in a closed stall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116458422110048802005-05-19T03:50:00.000+04:302005-05-19T03:50:00.000+04:30I agree that the "hover-ers" must be stopped...and...I agree that the "hover-ers" must be stopped...and looking over at the sneeze today, it hit me. All the "hover-ers" should be made to purchase one of these devices:<BR/>http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000367.phpSasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09867716418232306969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116440222429949432005-05-18T22:47:00.000+04:302005-05-18T22:47:00.000+04:30Nut, when they make everyone wash their hands befo...Nut, when they make everyone wash their hands <I>before</I> flushing, then I'll use my hand to flush. Until then, I'm using my foot. I'd prefer not to touch the flush handle, which could well have pee, poo, and menstrual blood residue on it, with the hands I eat with, rub my eyes with, and touch my child with. Especially since public bathrooms are sometimes out of soap.Orangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12433254398377357737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116436518918151292005-05-18T21:45:00.000+04:302005-05-18T21:45:00.000+04:30Then there are the women who put the cover down an...Then there are the women who put the cover down and flush the toilet with their feet. ARGH! Do they not understand there are more germs on the bottom of your <I>shoe</I> than your unexposed butt cheek?<BR/><BR/>At my job in Virginia Beach, there used to be a sign the receptionist got from her daughter in kindergarten: If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat.<BR/><BR/>thenutfantastichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049788927734789585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11109864.post-1116431253294542922005-05-18T20:17:00.000+04:302005-05-18T20:17:00.000+04:30I never understood why people thought any kind of ...I never understood why people thought any kind of germs would migrate like little geese from the backs of your legs and that little crescent of exposed buttocks, to some internal organ and cause, what, creeping pee death? Sit, ladies! That's why they call it a toilet SEAT, not a toilet HOVER.Mona Buonanottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01809435868294190789noreply@blogger.com